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Deviousness `anmari has been spreading her infectious positivity throughout our community for over 6 years. Throughout this time Ana has been at the core of all things devious, passionately developing an eclectic gallery, helping organise devmeets, participating in chat events and also recently completed dedicating her time as a Community Volunteer. We are absolutely delighted to bestow the Deviousness Award for May 2013 to `anmari, congratulations! Read More
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Sta.sh
In other words,
"It's not a fetish, it's a LIFESTYLE! You uneducated cunt!", they'd say! They'll have image macros and demotivators defending their sick fuckery.
Jump to 2014, legions of sad nerds flock over to 4chan's new /rck/ board where a hive of retards spend their lives figuratively and literally circle-jerking to rock porn and scoffing at those who call them out on their faggotry. Several rock fetishists will have articles on ED and other rockfags will attempt to blank said articles. Their stupidity will reach such a critical mass that even bronies will be more bearable to have than these losers.
Jump to reddit and Memebase. In another failed attempt to cash in on 4chan's stupidity, they'll have new blogs and tumblrs promoting rock porn. Livejournal groups will promote the "wonders" of rock smut. Heck, even YouTube web celebrities will be promoting this shit. 13 year old memefags and TF2 players will be shouting "rock memes" at the next Get Pepper Sprayed in the Face by Riot Police for Protesting a Useless Cause "raid". Soon, rock fetishes will be mainstream. The next time you visit the local brothel, you will see limestone statues available for hire. All of the world will be infected by rocks. It will be the end of normal porn as we know it.
I have a spare tinfoil hats if you want one...
IS FUCKING HOT
Puns.