"But her personality is dull and grey"
Someone wrote a comment satirically addressing the fact bronies can be attracted to an animal that does not naturally have breasts, but plaster them onto ponies anyway.
They said something along the lines of "People on the internet would fap to a rock so long as it had tits and a vagina".
Therefore I made the perfect woman.
EDIT: ED decided to add this to their group, so I fixed it up a little so it looks decent.